Before Blue Collar comedy, TV and Radio happened we had another North Carolina boy preaching to us. His name was Neill, but we called him Mojo Nixon. He was politically astute, down home proud and absolutely scathing when the nation was birthing Political Correctness.

He slammed everyone. Politicians, murderers, MTV Idols, everyone. He even beat on the wussy of the year, Morrisey.
"Big Bad" Mojo: Girlfriend in a Coma
"Wussy" Morrisey: Girlfriend in a Coma

The big threat to privacy in the early 80's was drug testing by corporations, so Mojo vowed :
(I Ain't Gonna) Piss In No Jar

It wasn't all about picking on people who needed, though. Mojo Loved Elvis!
Elvis Is Everywhere

So, go do the research. Learn about the preachin' you missed. Download all his tracks without payin' for 'em. Mojo don't mind cause he ain't "no asshole like Metallica!"

One Last Secret weapon for the holidays:
Mr. Grinch