Man Rules: What Are You Thinking?
07/04/07 08:52 Filed in: Man Rules
Unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
1. Don't ask us, "What are you thinking about?"
- Sex: Frankly, like an animal.
- Cars: How great mine feels to drive, how they look, how to make them look a little better or how to get 20 more horsepower
- Benefits and problems of a recent rule change or phenomenal strategy in the sport we follow
- Strategies for getting to the next level on our current Video Game Obsession
- How great a steak would taste right now.
Corollary
1. If you ask a question but you are not sure you want to hear the answer, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Corollary
1. If the answer could be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, we meant it the other way.
Corollary
1. When we ask you, "What's wrong?" If you reply, "Nothing." We will act like nothing is wrong. We can tell you are lying but pursuing the issue is difficult, will not end well and you just gave us social permission to ignore it by stating, "Nothing" is wrong.