Fourth Sign
06/09/06 07:07 Filed in: Body Nazi | Wife Story
Sign #4
My health food is too fattening.
My trainer recommends < insert brand here > , it has less sugar and fat than the healthy, crunchy nearly indigestible stuff I have asked you to join me in eating. It is very similar, but not as sweet.
If I am chewing and grinding up cereal that resembles the stuff I formerly considered to be the shell, not the nut then DO NOT take away the sweet reward!